Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract renegotiations, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week:

• The Deadliest Catch: Junior Edition

• Making The Album: "Jingle Bells/U Can't Touch This" by Crazy Frog (2005)

• Stranger Things, Season 2 (It wasn't the best one, anyway)

• Let's Shake Grandpa Awake For No Reason

• Bailing Out Honey Boo Boo

• A Jeffersons Rerun And It's The Only Episode You've Seen

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:  

• Comedians In Cars Complaining About How No One Puts In The Hard Work Anymore And Automatically Expects An HBO Special After A Couple of Good Shows

• Piranha Whisperer

• Marvel's Cheaper-To-Film Heroes

• 2 Hours of Simon Cowell Frowning At Jugglers Auditioning

• Cardi B Yelling At Some Ferrets

• SHIN!

• Fluffing Pillows With Marshmello

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Coming "Soon" To the EADJ Crappinema: "Modesty Blaise" Starring Monica Vitti and Terence Stamp (1966)

"A spy spoof in the 60s tradition featuring the comic book heroine Modesty Blaise set in the Italian Mediterranean." So decades before Austin Powers, they were already taking the piss out of James Bond.

And from 1966, this will be the oldest film ever reviewed on the ol' Crappinema. Look for the entry in the next three years!

The ProofrEADJer: End O' June Edition

The EeyAy Deejay Fashion Roundup

Not to bag on someone's cultural heritage, but that guy looks like he works at a Minnesota Vikings Hot Dog On A Stick.

Training masks are all the rage. See, everybody's Batman these days.

Did you know? When you were a skin tight high-slit cotton skirt on a children's Ferris wheel, that automatically puts you on several Federal watch lists.

Camo loafers are good whether you're a preppy SEAL Team Six sniper or someone who wants to look like they're always strolling through a pile of leaves.

Not to bag on anybody's cultural heritage, but that guy better be careful of near-sighted Pac-Men:

The ProofrEADJer & The Case of the Missing T, E, I, T, C, and the Swapped A For an E.

The Lonnie Quinn Shirt Sleeve Index

As a regular viewer of CBS New York Channel 2 News, I've noticed a certain trend with handsome weatherman Lonnie Quinn: when a major storm or meteorological event is about to take place, the condition of Lonnie Quinn's wardrobe is a reliable indicator of how much shit is about to hit the fan. The following is a real-time documentation of how Lonnie Quinn's wardrobe reacted to the events unfolding with Hurricane Sandy in the past week. To help quantify Lonnie Quinn's sartorial decline, we've created a "Quinndex" indicator, which measures in Lonns/hour, or 56 Megahandsomes/Wearhouse.

The hours leading up to Hurricane Sandy were tense and uncertain, and Lonnie Quinn's threads took the brunt of the strain.

Once Sandy had hit, the effect of the subsequent weather on the area was still a major concern. So a sense of order was restored, but things were not quite back to handsome.

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