Friday, June 7, 2019

Yes, More Unused, Terrible Porn Names


Welcome to Hollywood! So you're not a very good actor but you have a great body and zero shame? Then, why not sign up to be a pornographic actor, Mr. or Ms.? You can make up to $200 a scene banging or getting banged by other people in the industry. But here's the catch: all the good porn names, so you'll have to make do with the only ones available below. Good luck!


HER:

Cambridge Analytica
Bi Felicia
Alabama Womensrights
Margo Paolo
Spinster Unfucable
Doula Oblongata

HIM:

Juan Tanamera
Username
Vape Millennial
Lou Selfesteem
Steele Yuridentity
Pu Pimoji

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