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Desmond rocks the Kidnapper/Construction look in a blue plaid and Desert Storm camo combo.

Patricia plays with the colors and textures of a Koopa Troopa.

Nothing telegraphs an aversion to Mondays or a preference for lasagna like a matching Garfield sweatshirt/sneaks combo. FEED ME, JON!

Mr. Roark searches the NJ Transit platform at midnight for fantasies to fulfill on the fly. No takers.

Sikh patriotic combo, dude!

After enchanting the Walgreens lip-liner aisle, the Brown and Yellow Fairy Princess flies away in her Lexus crossover.

UAG

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