It's Time To Say Goodbye To More Shit That Advertisers Want You To Say Goodbye To

Previous stupid entries here.

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! 

Presenting The Newest Buddy Comedy Series: "Honey & Joy"

Move over, "How I Met Your Mother!" Step aside, "Modern Family!" Go fuck yourself, "Two Broke Girls" (No really, go fuck yourself- you're terrible)! There's a new comedy series out, and guess what- IT'S ACTUALLY A COMMERCIAL!!! Just imagine "Laverne and Shirley" if Shotz Beer really existed, or "Perfect Strangers" if Balki's island of Mypos really existed (Google it). Then take away the sharp comedy writing, and add a more begrudging laugh track!

Watch the trailer to the series here:

bitbop.com/honey is a dead URL already! Why!

Watch this series and you too can make very obscure pop culture quotes like "Ladies, we're rock stars. We don't speak cereal." "You got carbs on my face!" or "No high fiving in the break room!"

The production value is poor, although I think a cheapo sitcom look is what they were going for. The acting is corny sitcom-my, which is what I guess they were going for. And a lot of the actors are kind of chubby, which I'm not sure is the intent or a result of the cereal being on set.

Here's Episode 1

And here's Episode 2

Here's Episode 3

Want more? Here's Episode 4 featuring special guests Ok Go. Yes, really.

Episode 5 is here (why do you keep watching these?)

Can't forget Episode 6

Episode 7. Sigh.

Episode 8? Sure.

And here's the unaired Episode 9.

An IM Convo With Andrew

Click here for that photo from the Sexy People blog.

And Now For Some Unsolicited Magic!

Over at edit, Nathan regales the lunch crowd with some impromptu magic.


The Quicktime really doesn't do justice to the excitement of watching this trick in person while you're trying to eat your lunch.