Smecial Dreams Entry: The Continuing Saga of Me and Andrew Gall Sharing Our Innermost Subconscious Thoughts

Give A Man A Pathmark And You Feed Him For A Day...

This wasn't misfiled- I just thought these two items were interesting together:

And my favorite of this batch:

Sweet potato!

EADJ Tries To Justify The Odd Group Photos In Halloween Costume Ads

This is more of a writing exercise than anything.

Tony Stark attempts to rescue Pepper Potts' 6 year old niece (who happens to be a toddler pageant champion) from the clutches of a Captain D's employee and a Goth mom who runs a Devil Dogs franchise.

An untested time-traveling teleportation device goes haywire and tragically transforms a 17th Century pirate, an LAPD officer, a Salem Witch and the Devil himself into sexy Latina strippers.

An employee from Universal Pictures (dressed as a Minion) infiltrates a Disney franchise convention between Pixar, Lucasfilm and Disney Animation Studios to steal their trade secrets. Unfortunately, he is discovered and force-choked by overweight security guards.

Good Lord. A group of patriotic (but ill-informed) sorority girls arm themselves with all sorts of shields but end up pregnant anyway.

And Lo, Standing In The Wooded Glen, I Saw Racist Appliances

Some Movie Ideas Culled From the Names of Carnival Rides at the Jersey Shore

Hollywood has exhausted all original and adapted content, turning everything from Shakespearean plays, comic strips and even "reading is fun" posters in school libraries into full length feature films. Desperate, the major studios have recently turned to a placard at the Jersey Shore that tells you how much rides cost for the latest crop of blockbuster properties:

***Already made into movies: Carousel, Bounce, Convoy, Train, Tornado, Moby Dick.

"Motor Jumps" starring Kelly Preston, Justin Theroux, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje and Hugh Jackman

A BMX pro racer (Jackman) must prove he can still compete with younger, more extreme competitors. Kelly Preston plays his wife/manager who gets him on the right course to positive thinking and BMX winning!

"Samba Balloons" starring Christina Hendricks, Sofia Vergara, Scarlett Johansson and Kat Dennings
Directed by Paul Verhoeven
(No plot needed)

"Wave Swinger" starring French Stewart, Joseph Gordon Leavitt, John Lithgow, Kristen Johnston, and Jane Curtin. Directed by Fred Savage
This prequel to "3rd Rock From The Sun" features all the original cast, whose performances were motion captured and rendered to look a lot younger. SEE FRENCH STEWART GESTICULATE IN IMAX 3D!!!!!!

"Dizzy Dragons" starring Josh Hutcherson, Teresa Palmer and Gretchen Mol. Directed by Atom Egoyan
This tragic drug-addiction drama follows three young people who turn to heroin after the Sharper Image store they work for closes down. Michael Ironside plays the stoic but concerned strip mall manager "Mikey."

"Bulgy" starring Johnny Depp. This musical version of the recent gangster movie "Black Mass" chronicles the ups and downs of Whitey Bulger's criminal career in song. Music by Stephen Sondheim. Lyrics by Slash.

The ProofrEADJer, Culinary Gourmet Edition

How come no one in the food industry can spell "avocado?"

And Yet More Puddles of NYC, Identified by Pantone Number

The island of Manhattan is teeming with vibrant colors and bursting with bodily fluids. Here we document what you almost stepped in before the winter weather freezes everything to shit:

UAG

The Proofreadjer, Indian Summer Edition

And this one stolen from my friend Barry's Facebook:

Started From The Bottom, Now We're Racist Appliances