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Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To HBO Max This Month

 Every so often, HBO Max renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to the streaming service this month:

• Prescription Road Show: How Much Is This Stolen Medicine Worth?

• Documentary: SKORTS: A Cultural Touchstone

• Fresh Prince From Bel Air Reboot Reboot

• Paul Giamatti Does Dramatic Readings of Safe Meat Handling Brochures

Here are the shows and movies that HBO Max is removing from their lineup this month:

• Lord of the Rings: Fellowship Of the No Wait It's a Game of Thrones Show

• Alternative Sopranos Series Where Tony Runs a Successful Dry Cleaners Business

• Succession/Billions Crossover Event

• Problematic Looney Tunes Cartoons From Back When They Were Funny

No, Thank YOU!

Pictured below, a Door Dasher captures perfectly the reception he gets from our dog Bear:

Smecial Dreams Entry: The Continuing Saga of Me and Andrew Gall Sharing Our Innermost Subconscious Thoughts

Something I've Noticed And A Possible Theory

If you've been Christmas shopping lately, you might have noticed a certain pattern of speech in a lot of retail windows.




It seems like a bunch of places are no longer using complete, coherent sentences and instead just throwing words like "Joy" or "Merry" or "Give" together.






My theory about this new practice goes like this: retailers shied away from saying "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Hanukkah" because they don't want to alienate anybody. But they also feel like saying "Happy Holidays" or "Seasons Greetings" is too common or pedestrian– something your local muffler shop would say– so they invent new expressions, using seasonal keywords to conjure up "SHARE DELIGHT" or "UNWRAP ENCHANTMENT" or some other new age-y nondenominational horseshit that doesn't mean anything.