Look closely. That is the hardest working bra hook in the history of brassieres.
"Sexy Minion Costume." Such a missed opportunity to have a single eyeball on the chest.
Some people don't even need to walk into a Halloween costume store.
Uh, I think an airport neck pillow doesn't provide as much support as one of those work belts.
David Lee Roth called. He just wanted to say hi.