Monday, January 28, 2013

What The "Plus" Means In Many Store Names


Team Trailers Plus
"Plus"  = Truck Nutz and/or Yosemite Sam "Back Off" mudflaps


K&S Curtains Plus
"Plus"  = old lady smell, even though everything in the store is factory-new



United Mileage Plus
"Plus"  = automatic upgrade to any seat TWO rows away from the bathroom rather than ONE



Ville's Clothing Plus
"Plus"  = lint



Juice Bar Plus
"Plus"  = diarrhea that smells vaguely of mango and coconut



Lamps Plus
"Plus"  = more lamps


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