1) Not everything revealed in this exhibit has been declassified. And not everything that has been declassified is revealed in this exhibit.
2) The exhibit doesn't actually feature someone doing a soft shoe dance on the sidewalk. That's outside.
3) "Discovery: More Than a Museum." Nope. It's pretty much a museum.
4) Visitors are not encouraged to stroke the glass cases. In fact, if you're within 6 inches of a display case, an alarm goes off and you'll suddenly find yourself in a holding pen in Guantanamo Bay. You think I'm kidding?!
5) Kids who dream of becoming secret agents can only fully experience the world of espionage by selling sensitive government documents to foreign nations by way of their embassy in exchange for money or political asylum.
6) "Navigating laser beams" actually means "rolling on top of a supermarket scanner like a dumbass until it beeps."
EADJ is proud to announce that the "6 Lies Told" series is now a new college course taught at the Rio Salado College in Tempe, Arizona. The course covers everything from brochures to the six lies that each one tells in graphic detail.
The completion of the course counts towards a degree in Dental Assisting or Law Enforcement Technology but can be also used towards a simple framed Certificate of Completion for $15.99.
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