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What The "Plus" Means In Many Store Names

Team Trailers Plus

"Plus"  = Truck Nutz and/or Yosemite Sam "Back Off" mudflaps

K&S Curtains Plus

"Plus"  = old lady smell, even though everything in the store is factory-new

United Mileage Plus

"Plus"  = automatic upgrade to any seat TWO rows away from the bathroom rather than ONE

Ville's Clothing Plus

"Plus"  = lint

Juice Bar Plus

"Plus"  = diarrhea that smells vaguely of mango and coconut

Lamps Plus

"Plus"  = more lamps