The EADJ Crappinema Presents "Humanity's End," Starring Nobody And Directed By Nobody

Unlike books, you can easily judge a movie by its DVD cover.  The DVD sleeve for "Humanity's End" is a cheapo composite of spaceships and space soldiers with nobody's face on the front or back. (It's not like Sean Connery will somehow pop up in this bad boy.) This movie is actually part of the FBI's Witness Protection Program.

The following is verabatim dialogue from this scene:

Captain Derasi: Blue, keep me up to speed!

Computer: (mumbled) and they're closing.

Captain Derasi: Well, what can we throw at them?

Contessa: We can throw an engine at them.

Computer: No way.

Contessa: The starboard engine is gone. (mumbled) with a small detonator then blow it when they're near.

Captain Derasi: Brilliant. We'll do that. They'll be attracted to it like an alcoholic to a strip bar. Go do that.

The following line is verabatim dialogue from this scene:

Alicia: Mr. Tinkle carries sperm of the five of our greatest minds.

Overall grade: F