The Latest In Hip Hop Awfulness

Here now are the wackest or most confusing mixtape or album covers in hip hop. 

Is that a tractor beam? Or are they underwater? It looks like the Thunder From Down Under gained superpowers during one of their strip shows.

Let's reinforce the stereotype that a black President only would drink Cristal, smoke blunts, and stock up on white plastic assault weapons.

Jackie Chain presents Bruce Lean. Starring Jet Leek, Michelle Yo Yo Yo, Sammo Hungdown, and Jean Claude Van Dayyummm.

Hey Juicy J, if you have that much shiny exploding tits and ass on your album cover, are you really going to offend anybody by including the full word "bitch?"

Young Jeezy and his entourage are confused by the holographic airport map and are left wondering where the Cinnabon is.

Hi! Welcome to Compton! May I remind you to wear your seatbelt, as that is the local traffic law in this fine burg? Happy travels, fair tourist!

Terrible name for an album. But points for using the coloring section of a children's activity page for your artwork.

AGAIN WITH THAT BLUE SMOKY TRACTOR BEAM SHIT.

You can photoshop Nicki Minaj doing virtually anything and her reputation won't suffer a whit.

To be honest, "Panty Droppers Vol. 9" felt pretty incomplete, after Panty Droppers 1-8 fulfilled so many listeners' panty dropping needs. Here now Sam Hoody and DJ X Factor make it right by releasing addendum 9.5 so those panties can drop to their fullest.

 Gucci Mane and his friends devour the Times Square New Year's Ball and fart out an impressive array of pyrotechnics.

Wearing a t-shirt with melted nacho cheese is very, very, very gangsta. Because nothing that is seriously 'street' has ever been practical.

Two OBVIOUSLY RICH fellows forget who goes first in chess– the brown or the black? Meanwhile, one of the panty dropped women from 9.5 just tripped trying to find the chess rulebook.