Ahhhhhhh.

I'm riding the southbound 1 train to Penn Station last week, and I notice that the guy I'm standing next to is standing near a puddle.


I start to tell him to watch out for the wet, but then I realize he's PISSING IN HIS PANTS. "Normal looking" guy just fucking pissing in his dark track pants.


Also, he stepped on a string which stuck to the bottom of his shoe. Now THAT'S gotta be embarrassing! Am I right?



Pee pee.