Monday, October 5, 2009

Coming Soon To the EADJ Crappinema: Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus




From Netflix:


"After a series of mysterious disasters occurs in the Pacific, from the disappearance of a plane to the destruction of an oil rig, a group of scientists discovers that a secret military mission has unearthed a prehistoric shark and a giant octopus. When the government learns of the existence of the menacing beasts, the team of scientists is tasked with formulating a plan to destroy the phenomenal creatures. Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson star."

Yes, THAT Lorenzo Lamas. And yes, THAT Debbie Gibson. It's like as if the god of terrible movies wrapped this in a big bow and delivered this to EADJ upon a flaming golden chariot made of black tar heroin and pussy.

Here's what we have to look forward to:

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