No, wait. That's a DUDE. You were momentarily distracted by his girlish features, weren't you? You thought those gentle features, plucked eyebrows, eyeliner(!), and glossed lips belonged to a girl, but you were WRONG!
THAT. IS. A. DUDE. And you were caught ogling a dude. A teen dude learning to drive. With perfect teeth. And an impressive complexion. See how uncomfortable that makes you? Just soak in the awkward androgyny now. Ahhhhh.
It probably doesn't help matters that this dude also resembles hardcore pornstar Taylor Rain, who does some pretty unspeakable things on camera. Go ahead. Click on that link. And turn off Google's SafeSearch. And how in the hell did you know who Taylor Rain was? Fucking PERVERT!
That is a dude, right?
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