Even More Memorable Lines To Movies I Haven't Watched

"An angry granny charging at me with two knitting needles."

(translated from Swedish) "This barn is the right size but too drafty to host our wedding reception."

"Hey goat. It's good to see you. I like your beard. I had a beard like that in "The Perfect Storm". Did you see that movie?"

"Ever feel like you're doing the same thing over and over again?"

"No, this is my first movie."

"Forgive me, Father, for I am about to find out what's under those vestments!" 

"Why do they call you 'Pegging Peggy?' OHHH."