Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"¿Qué paso mi branto?"

"I don't think I'll go on a date with him again. He was so handsy."

"If he becomes a Smosh necessarily before something else happens, we'd use the future anterior or future perfect tense: He will have been a Smosh by the time they became assistant coaches."

"Good morning, Satan."

"Good morning, girls. Today's lesson is about payday loans and pharmaceutical companies."

"I could go for either French or Chinese for dinner."

Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"Out of the way, lady! We've got a nuclear showdown in international waters to get to!"

"You know, we won't need a bigger boat after all."

(Some version of a terrible "icicle/icy kill" pun)

"EWWWW! Quick, does anyone have hand sanitizer?"

"You missed. You missed again. Nope, missed. Missed again. Missed. Another miss. Are you even aiming?"

Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"Stop squirming, centipede! Wait till I get my hands around your tiny, stupid throat!"

"Who was the lovely lady who left this glass Croc at the ball?"

"That is NOT how you make a Jameson on the rocks!"

"Duuuuude!" (a mind-blowing callback to both Dude Bro Party Massacre I and II)

"I'm 15, Mom. Can't I just babysit myself while you're gone?"

"No. And your uncle is already on his way."

Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"Wait, I thought you were a GOOD centipede, not the strangling kind!"

"I seek the woman who I danced with last night—only her foot will fit into this glass Croc."

"Ahhhh. That actually feels kind of refreshing!"

"The only thing worse than a massacre at this party full of dudes and bros is if this party full of dudes and bros hadn't been interrupted at all!"

"I know you don't want to let him chop off and eat your foot, Cassie, but he's your uncle."

Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"You seem to be lost, ladies. Here, you might need some sunscreen."

*swings axe*

"I love doing crowd work."

"Wait. Nothing happened? And you hit F5? How about F4, did you try that? Nothing? Try F3 or F2, and if it still doesn't do anything, I don't know what to tell you..."

"Oh no, a totally realistic alien over there is heading this way. I better run."

*runs in place in front of stock footage that's going a different speed*

"Shannon, we told you to meet us at brunch at TWELVE NOON at HONEYSUCKLE CAFE. So why are you expecting us at Jiffy Lube at 4pm?"

Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"Where is that vase... Ah, screw it. Never mind."

"Oh no! It's right over there but the budget dictates that it's invisible! And now there are three of them!"

"So what did you do this weekend?"

"Not much."

"Hey! Which one of you jurors pooped in the juror box?!"

"They're getting away with the treasure! Let's go!"

"No, I have to get dressed!"

"THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT. LET'S GO."

Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"Do I have something on me?"

"Hey there, Sssssssssssssssssssssssssexy."

"Oh yeah? You think you're the sexiest crew on the Paducah strip circuit? Well, try to outsexy THIS..."

"I love you." "Bullshit."

"Let me prepare my landing strip for your 737."

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• Hot towels for everyone who says they're with you

• Unlimited use of the lemur costume

• Unlimited free nachos refill any time from 3:52pm to 3:53pm

• We'll cover for you if you cheat on your spouse here

• Special air conditioning vent directed toward your crotch

• Exclusive concession only for Stubs members: ONE GIANT RAISINET instead of a bunch of little ones

More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"Your Madison Ivy Uber is here."

"Sure, he massacred everyone here, but you really have to look at the situation from his perspective. I feel a little sorry for him, to be honest."

"RUTH, WHERE ARE YOU?"

"As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again!"

"Well, that was a miserable hike. Shit, where's my car now?"

"Aren't you Jennifer Hudson?"

"Yeah, aren't you Milla Jovovich, and why are you wearing a ring light on your face?"

More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"Okay, I bought a thousand copies of 'Brewster's Millions'. How much was that?"

"I'm back, Dad! Wait, you didn't even notice I was gone?! 🙁"

"Wait, where's my horse? THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS!"

"Me, Jane. You, white man in jungle trying to co-opt primate culture for likes."

"F"

"You want to hire the Iceman? Yeah, I'll ice anybody you need me to ice, for the right price. You're not a cop, are you? Because icing somebody means killing, which is illegal."

"Barney, I think we're about to have a pointless, wacky foot chase around the castle and end up in exactly the same spot!"

"This pillow you got from D.C. is so delightfully soft! The feathers are so bouncy! What was the secret, you say?"

"I know what you're gonna say. I get it all the time. But yeah, I am not him. I admit, my name is similar. So don't even make a joke about it and start talking funny."

"Привет!"