Okay, it's admittedly been years since "Avengers: Endgame" came out, and years since we covered the riders in the 2013 NJ Transit Satisfaction Survey. But since we're dedicated fanboys of both, let's just geek out and think a moment about which Infinity Stone our friends Jesse, Jess, Angie, Trina, Don With The Thumbs, and Simon Peter would lay claim to:
Jesse: SOUL STONE
The Soul Stone grants the user the ability to control a person's soul. Jesse being a soulless twit would thus appreciate having control over others'.
Jess: TIME STONE
We gave this one to Jess for no other reason than that she's moving her arms sort of like a clock moves its arms. I dunno.
Angie: MIND STONE
Hello? Angie's little more than just a head? Mind Stone.
Trina: POWER STONE
Trina deserves the Power Stone not just because its purple matches her top, but because despite Don With The Thumbs's desperate play for attention, she is the one truly in charge in that train car.
Don With The Thumbs: SPACE STONE
The Space Stone brants the user the ability to travel between places instantaneously. Don would appreciate this because he's standing up in a damn train and is obviously restless and impatient.
Simon Peter: REALITY STONE
Simon Peter could certainly use the ability to change reality, seeing how his life sucks and he can't even get a word in edgewise in a fictional stock photo conversation.
Well, that was pretty fun soft rebooting this crowd of 6. You'll see more of the riders of the NJ Transit Survey photo again soon, and it won't take 6+ years.
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