Kickstarter has helped hundreds of unique, innovative products that simply needed funding to get off the ground. Here are this week's newest crowdfunding projects:
• genetically modified oranges with mouths that recite words that spell with "orange"
• Finally, an organic, vegan, 100% recycled, sustainable, allergen-free, kid-and-pet-friendly, American-manufactured, non-toxic, easy-to-install, small-batch-produced, customizable, biodegradable, easy to carry, uh... what were we talking about?
• 100% STEEL PRETZELS
• A workout device that looks like a Thighmaster and works like a Thighmaster but is totally not a Thighmaster
• Weighted blankets! Oh, they make those already? Shit.
• A spatula/sexual device that's easy to clean between uses
• 3D printer that print giant, dimensional Powerpoint slides for a real WOW factor during presentations
• Soy-based anger
• Special water-based paint on puppies' fur so that they can advertise your shitty business with QR codes
• Multi-frequency Angela detector that can find the nearest Angela in your area
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