The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:
You: The too-cool-for-school Sheltie, walking around the main playground rather than running through it
Me: The half Boxer/Collie who had sniffed your butt already at the entrance but wanted to sniff more
Call me when you want to get together. No, wait. Neither of us have phones. :(
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You: The yappy Chihuahua
Me: The yappy Pomeranian
Hey dude you seem pretty cool dude we should totally meet up sometime and hang out dude you know what I mean I don't want to sound too pushy but I got a good vibe from you dude and we should totally hang out that would be cool dude don't you think okay see you later dude bye
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You: That white dog
Me: The half blind Doberman
Hey there white dog. I can't see too good at my age but I remember your color. You were smallish and white and smelled delicious. Hit me up when you get this– I'm pretty hungry white dog
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