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The ProofrEADJer: End of April Edition

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of April 25, 2017

I scream, you scream, we all scream for Twitter's servers to crash permanently! Here are the latest godawful hashtags you can use in your godawful Twitter feed, ya dense goon:

#grist

#slothjerky

#Cheetochopsticks

#poppingzitsattheMet

#icanfitCheeriosonmydick

#promposingatanSTDclinic

#WolfBlitzersballsarentfurry

#browsingKalPennsIMDbpage

#bodyshamingStephenHawking

#alotofthesethingsareblatantlysexual

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR FORGETTING THE UMBRELLA.

Kelly LeBrock looked gooooood in the 80s.

Beam me up, Scott La Rock.

Just hangin' out in the window of the pawn shop. What RU doing?

No, you idiot, you're supposed to take the gold foil off the Ferrero Rocher before you eat it.

The wall on somebody's headshop would like their shitty poster back.

Wait, is this a strip club or a boxing ring? Or a runway? And who hires Ray J anymore?

Who knew T-Pain had Mickey Mouse ears under that top hat all that time?

The More You Ignore Me The Pathmark I Get

The ProofrEADJer: April Showers Edition

And three from a car wash:

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Hose Spool Was Sad.

Hose Spool Was Sad.

White Van didn't know how to handle it.

American Cheese Display quacked like a duck.

Cordless Phone stayed on mute.

Side of Building wondered who could help.

Fluorescent Light didn't see the big deal.

Bathroom Stall Bracket stared in silence.

Boba Fett scanned for lifeforms.

House 1 was in disbelief.

House 2 didn't understand what was going on.

Baby Changing Station 1 kept out of it.

Baby Changing Station 2 just smirked.

Two Plaques and Water Fountain yapped to everybody about it.