Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of April 25, 2017

I scream, you scream, we all scream for Twitter's servers to crash permanently! Here are the latest godawful hashtags you can use in your godawful Twitter feed, ya dense goon:

#grist

#slothjerky

#Cheetochopsticks

#poppingzitsattheMet

#icanfitCheeriosonmydick

#promposingatanSTDclinic

#WolfBlitzersballsarentfurry

#browsingKalPennsIMDbpage

#bodyshamingStephenHawking

#alotofthesethingsareblatantlysexual