Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of April 7

You hate Twitter. I hate Twitter. He hates Twitter. She hates Twitter. They hate Twitter. Vous hatez Twitter. So use these underused hashtags in your stupid feed:

#myspace

#chinkdick

#epiduralsformen

#cubiclecunnilingus

#istillgetNetflixDVDs

#commonlawsexslaves

#Pringlesduckbillinlabia

#cowfistulaagedmicrobrew

#DesertStormcamouflagespandex

#takethisjobandletmekeepitbecauseIneedthebenefits

#thelastmattressyou'lleverbuybecauseyou'redyingtomorrow

#guacamolewaterballoonholyshitthisisactuallyaprettygoodidea