Thursday, April 13, 2017

This Week in Hip Hop Awfulness

Jerry insisted on wearing a jacket that featured every year that "Full House" was aired.

"Neptune, side pocket."

And I'm pretty sure that corner pocket is occupying the same space as that woman's belly.

Rappers really need a handkerchief when they sneeze.

Unless the Baby Jesus is going to bust out some rhymes, I'm not interested in this album.

♪ Here's the story, of one obscure rapper... ♪
Uh, that's it.

"Ike Turn Up?" Terrible pun. Why not "Ike Turnip?"

Sometimes perfection is instantly recognized.

"Wait. Obamacare is the same thing as the Affordable Care Act?! Fuuuuuuuuuuuck!"

I got both horny and indigestion from seeing this cover.

Bravo for going full Olympics with the theme there. Not sure what the green ring is, though.

Laps laps laps.

Oh no, the poor skull's eyeballs were poked out. Why did the skull have eyeballs in the first place? Ah, who cares. Let's go bowling.

There's a fine line between slightly clever and mindnumbingly dumb. This is the center of that line.

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