Drink Carrier Was Cranky

Drink Carrier was cranky.

Target Rack ignored him.

"I am zee French door, non?"

Paper Towel Ghost tried to escape.

Recycling Bin Was Nervous.

Recycling Bin was nervous around Bear.

Takeout Container was terrified of Bear.

One set of Trash Cans was angry.

Another set was relaxing after a long day of work.

Speed Bump was ambivalent.

Stencil Board was bewildered.

Bowl of Fruit Was Happy

Bowl of Fruit was happy.

Shake Shack Deep Fryer was apathetic.

Dust Devil Part felt goofy.

Crates Outside Walgreens were neutral about it.

Ice Cream Cone Packaging was shocked! SHOCKED!

And Stacked RC Trucks was just depressed about it all.

Scooter Seat Was Glum

Scooter Seat was glum.

But Door Hinge was jazzed.

The Airplane Tray Twins were furious.

Dollar Store Box sat in the window like a cat.

Inspection Lock was happy to be working.

Drawers and Microwave just laughed and laughed.

Yet More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"Where's Josh?" "He's gone."

"Then where's Donnie?" "He left, too."

"Gordon?" "Gone."

"Well, shit."

"Any chance we could talk you out of this with a Target gift card?"

"Aw dude, and you say you've been flossing? I don't believe you."

"That's my girl, dog." "I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!"

"Help!"

"You wanna be equalized? Cuz I got an idea– you're sitting there nursing a gunshot wound to the side, but over here I don't. So how about I do this..." *shoots self in the side* "AUGGHHHH... see... now both of us are shot, see? Now we're equals, tough guy.  You like that?"

Hose Spool Was Sad.

Hose Spool Was Sad.

White Van didn't know how to handle it.

American Cheese Display quacked like a duck.

Cordless Phone stayed on mute.

Side of Building wondered who could help.

Fluorescent Light didn't see the big deal.

Bathroom Stall Bracket stared in silence.

Boba Fett scanned for lifeforms.

House 1 was in disbelief.

House 2 didn't understand what was going on.

Baby Changing Station 1 kept out of it.

Baby Changing Station 2 just smirked.

Two Plaques and Water Fountain yapped to everybody about it.

Air Station Was Shocked.

Air Station was shocked.

Urinal Holes was, too.

Electric Meter Panel's mouth dropped open.

Subway Car Suspension hid in the dark from the embarrassment.

Dyson Airblade felt uncomfortable talking about it.

Ketchup Station was goofy and confused.

Indifferent Octopus winked and told everyone to chill the hell out.

UAG

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