And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Add A New Remote To The Nintendo Wii

1) Press and release the SYNC button just below the batteries on the Wii Remote; the Player LED on the front of the Wii Remote will blink.

2) While the lights are still blinking, quickly press and release the red SYNC button on the Wii console.

3) When the Player LED blinking stops and stays lit, the syncing is complete.

And speaking of staying lit, don't get drunk if you want me to take you to the airport. Security won't let you get through, and I'll be wasting my gas driving you back to the casino. Stay safe, kids.