An Open Letter To Huma Abedin From Tammy Wynette

"Hell, girl. Contrary to what I usually say, you did the right thing by leaving him."

UAG

Let He Who Is Without Sin Cast The First Racist Appliances

The ProofrEADJer: A September To Remember Edition

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Now that's concentration, fellas.

"Who's the baby-man with no beard and no shirt? Shall we shoot him?"

"Nah, just run him over."

Ben Franklin brought back a pretty nasty STD from his visit to France.

This is great. No change necessary.

"Whoa, easy with that Animalizer Ray Gun."

"STOP SHOOTING! STOP SHOOTING! PUT THAT ANIMALIZER GUN DOWN!"

This just might be the ugliest album cover I've seen in years. And that includes Limp Bizkit's "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water."

"My eyes are up here, guys."

Looks like somebody saw the new MacGyver reboot Fridays on CBS.

Fucking awful. But look how strategically that other mixtape CD is placed on the shitter floor. 

The EeyAy Deejay Fashion Roundup

Not to bag on someone's cultural heritage, but that guy looks like he works at a Minnesota Vikings Hot Dog On A Stick.

Training masks are all the rage. See, everybody's Batman these days.

Did you know? When you were a skin tight high-slit cotton skirt on a children's Ferris wheel, that automatically puts you on several Federal watch lists.

Camo loafers are good whether you're a preppy SEAL Team Six sniper or someone who wants to look like they're always strolling through a pile of leaves.

Not to bag on anybody's cultural heritage, but that guy better be careful of near-sighted Pac-Men:

UAG

Bad Taglines For a Bad Movie Bad Bad Bad Bad

EADJ Masthead Update

The sidebar gif was submitted by Mollusk Award recipient John Reid.

And in response, the above masthead was submitted by Joel via http://makeitstranger.com.

I like how it didn't occur to Joel to just spell the whole thing out, but his version is better.

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

AND FOR THE FIRST TIME, A GUEST SUBMISSION.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUBMISSION, AND THANKS FOR WATCHING, ANDY WESTBROCK!

Thanks, ANDY WESTBROCK!

John The Originator

Sometime late 2006:

John Reid: Joel made a blog mocking you.

Me: Oh yeah?

John Reid: You should make a blog.

TEN YEARS and 3,237 posts later...

We humbly and gratefully award John Reid the Mollusk Award for his major contribution in getting this decade-spanning inside joke off the ground. Thank you John. His award is listed at the bottom of this page. Finally.

A Pathmark of Crows

And these three from guest editor EMILY KANE: