Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week Of August 1

Twitter can suck my balls. But before it does, please use these seldom-needed hashtags in your Twitter feed:

#penguintits

#2cheeksandhope

#afurryatDisneyland

#jeffdunhamapologist

#Flintstonefoodfetish

#BigDaddyTimKaine

#ithoughtiknewCPRohwell

#asideofC.ThomasHowellyounevergettosee

#spreadmywingsandgetajobatmydad'soffice

#goldencorralsaladbarmissedconnections