More Available But Frickin' Awful Porn Names

Congrats on your Sassy Dark Enterprises! Before we start shooting with this here iPhone 13 Max, you'll need to pick a porn name -something you’ll go by at porn conventions and cell phone repair store grand openings. Here's an empty dildo box full of porn names that you can pick from. Help yourself to any of it, but fair warning– these are pretty stupid:

Him

Alan Rench

Anal Alda

Johnny Cum Rapely

P.P. Inyertwat

Rim Tintin

Her

Allovia Chest

Pudenda Gushalott

Norma Lee Notintothistypeofthing

Tuesday Muffins

Annette Flix Original

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Address The Rumors Of Roblox Shutting Down

"Good question. A rumor earlier this yea... GAH.. year claimed that the immensely popula... *oof* popular online game Roblox... huff...  would be getting shutdown on March 22 2020... ow ow ow ow.. but this hasn't ...ACK...been confirmed by... choke... the creators themselves. *tries to breathe* The 100 million monthly Roblox players... argh... stop... stop... will be happy to hear... ouch, my throat... that the shutting down claims are fake... *coughs* and all reportedly emerged... ouch... no... no... agh... from prank website React2424. ACK! *dies*

The ProofrEADJer: A September To Remember Edition

Some Alternate Taglines For The Movie "Shark Exorcist," Which Could Use All The Help It Can Get

The original stupid tagline:

Some new stupid taglines that we came up with: