Gee Thanks, Marvel

Oh, so Marvel is just using the likenesses of the Netflix actors for Kingpin and Daredevil now? Okay. 🤷

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

 Here's the latest in hip hop mixtape artwork:

A ski mask and a nap is all I need too, buddy.

But sure, maybe the edge of a sink is comfy, too.

Latto about to finish her shift at the local carwash, completely unaware of the nearby camera.

"Fine Ho, Stay" is not the Lego Movie sequel I was expecting.

Still waiting for that new Blade movie from Marvel.

Oh JEEZ, I'm not touching this one.

The ProofrEADJer: End of June Edition

Let's Drizzle Some Habanera Chipotle Sauce Atop the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Emily Kane via text: 

Amazon link here.

And here's a bonus meme from Emily:

The ProofrEADJer: First of May Edition

And these three from that viral used car video:

Bad Taglines For a Bad Movie Bad Bad Bad Bad

EADJ: The Year 2014 In Review

So Google+ took a bunch of photos off of EADJ from the past year and generated a nice compilation video set to some 80s German electro.

I'm sure Google+'s original intent was to compile some nice photos of family and friends, etc., but this EADJ video is just a long parade of useless crap:

Crap in, crap out, right? Crap blog.

Whoopsy Doo.

(pictured above, a band member doesn't realize he's blowing the keyboardist on an album cover)

This Just In!

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Tongue

Thursday is typically a difficult day of the week for Joel. It usually involves waking up in the drunk tank at the police station, getting the dick(s) out of your mouth and finding a way to get to work– just in time– at the quarry.

(The quarry, you say? Yes, it's true. Joel has landed a full-time, steady job at the Lamisil quarry in Modesto. There he works with 4 different quarry teams, or "rock squads," who mine precious Lamisil from the quarry every day.)

Today, however, Joel didn't make it to the quarry on time and was reprimanded. The foreman didn't even let Joel touch his dick. He just bitched him out in his trailer and sent him home early. Joel was understandably crestfallen and hungry.

It's times like this that Joel is glad to have bought that chest freezer in the garage. Emergency dick storage is something he learned in home ec.

(pictured above, Lauren F gets a black tongue from either drinking too much Pepto Bismol or blowing a squid.)

UPDATE: Mystery solved!