Wednesday, February 10, 2016

20 More Things That Are Cuter Than Ariana Grande

In an earlier segment back in 2014, we told you how Ariana Grande presents herself as the most adorable doe-eyed singing, blushing baby cat on the planet, but over a year has passed, and it's time to add to the list. (Do keep in mind that as Ariana gets older, this list will grow really fast.)

Here's the latest list of stuff cuter than Ariana Grande, much to her adorable dismay:

1. lobsters with booties on their feet
2. midgets dressed like Frankenstein
3. happy ducklings with little top hats on
4. Bing trying to convince you that it's a successful search engine
5. the way Anthony Hopkins says "cunt"
6. a cartoon whistle
7. a cat trying to eat a taco
8. those little chimneys that stick out of port-a-johns
9. twins sneezing
10. that old flying toaster screensaver
11. blooper reels
12. old men wearing rugby shirts
13. mice getting married
15. cake toppers
16. Taylor Swift (oooh burn!)
17. yogurt bites
18. college-age testicles
19. Welsh corgis
20. Manowar's second album Into Glory Ride (1983)

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