Sorry to be the bad guy, but Donovan in accounting is really riding me to get everyone to fill out their timesheets by EOD today, and you know how it is- if we can't bill 'em, they can't pay us! So PLEASE take a moment to find your job number in the following list, fill out your timesheets and notify me ASAP (and remember, you have to hit 'SUBMIT' for it to register!)!
Don't make me stalk you guys!
93473 - Kicking ass (without taking names)
89821 - Arguing that ALL LIVES MATTER
18330 - Eating KFC cole slaw
66289 - Pretending to know who Chrissy Teigan is
01192 - Checking Tinder while masturbating
47331 - Blowing your nose into a wig
83228 - Finding the good in people
54341 - Trying to find a word to rhyme with "Hannity" for a rap
18214 - Doing drop sets
91116 - Explaining "Damn Daniel" to anyone over 30
44417 - Sampling heroin
03403 - Being an inspiration for young girls and women everywhere
10932 - Reheating stew