Tuesday, December 23, 2014

20 Things That Are Cuter Than Ariana Grande


Pop star Ariana Grande will have you believe that she's the cutest, dimpliest, most adorable thing on the planet. Here, however, are twenty things in existence that are actually cuter than Ariana Grande, much to her chagrin:

1. Pigs in a blanket with baby corn next to it
2. Baby otters holding hands while floating on their backs
3. Pikachu
4. Pug puppies
5. Dewey from "Malcolm In The Middle"
6. Dwarf weddings
7. Ringbearers at dwarf weddings
8. Mini corn muffins
9. The Build A Bear Workshop hold music
10. The one guy in One Direction who doesn't look like he's wearing a wig backwards
11. U.S. Supreme Court Justice Stephen G. Breyer
12. Luxembourg
13. Kittens (every breed)
14. Mini Vaseline tubs
15. That new rolling droid in the "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" teaser trailer
16. Mexican children
17. Kermit's nephew Robin
18. My wife when she tries to suppress a sneeze
19. The word "eke"
20. Newborn Hobbits with tufts of hair on their tiny feet

Suck it, Ariana! Eke!

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