Monday, February 8, 2016

Here Are The Types of Things I Say When A Public Restroom's Paper Towel Dispenser Doesn't Work


"Fuck."
"Shit."
"Come on."
"Fuckin' thing."
"Ay moroni."
"Horsefeathers."
"What the..."
"MOTHERFUCKER."
"Oh cock."
"Jitters vagina."
"#papertoweldispensernotworking"
"BUT I NEED TO DRY MY HANDS!!!!"
"Bugger."
"Fuckjoy."
"Uy uy uy uy uy uy uy."
"Estelle Getty."
"WORK, YOU!"

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