Gael Garcia Bernal: (something intelligible in his accent)
Kate Hudson: I don't understand, but I love you too, I guess! (shrugs)
Barbie (on lead vocals):
Some of those that work forces,
are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces,
are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces,
are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces,
are the same that burn crosses
Huh! Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of
Vinnie Jones: I'm Juggernaut, bitch!
Rudy: I ain't been droppin' no eaves, Mister Frodo! Honest!
Danny Glover: I'm getting too old for this shit.
Rosamund Pike: Who's there? Is that you, Ben? Is the mail here?
Bad Guy 1: You don't scare me. You're not even a patriot anymore.
Aaron Eckhart: No, no, no. I'm an EXPATRIATE, not an ex-patriot. Jesus.
Bad Guy 2: Why do you hate this country?
Aaron Eckhart: (sighs) Do either of you have a pen? Lemme show you the difference. Idiots.
Mark Strong: Listen, mate. if you're going to point a gun at me, you damn better be willing...
(James McAvoy shoots him)
Mark Strong: What the FUCK, mate?!
Lena Headey: Would you like to buy me a drink?
Patrick Wilson: Sure. Would you like to share some sriracha shrimp or pot stickers?
Lena Headey: Hmm. Sounds a bit rich. Do they have chips and spinach dip?
Patrick Wilson: It doesn't say here. They do have green bean crispers, though.
Lena Headey: No, those are fried. We could share a green goddess wedge.
Patrick Wilson: Sure, but only if they hold the bacon.
Lena Headey: What was this movie about, again?
Jeff: And now for the big reveal, guys! (opens front door)
Teri: Oh, I love the sconces! And the area rug!
Kevin: These love seats are much nicer than the leather sofa we had.
Teri: And look at the new curtains!
Jeff: You guys wanted a "Cape Cod" feel, right?
Kevin: Yes. It's a pretty good job. I'm not so sure about that dark crown moulding, though...
Jeff: DIE, YOU FUCKERS! (hammers them to death)
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