Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of August 10

The following hashtags were so unpopular, they made whoever used them lose 99% of their followers and gave them irritable bowel syndrome. Feel free to use these in your own Twittersphere communiques:

#robinthicketix

#comicsansresume

#gangrapebloopers

#hospicekarateclub

#supersoakerfullofbile

#biscuitwarmingbuttcheeks

#weirdthingbetweenmytesticles

#enjoyingFullHouseunironically

#irritablebowelsyndromehereicome