Thursday, August 27, 2015


Bad credit? No problem!

No credit? Sure, we're here for you!

Good credit with back taxes to pay? We can help!

Running from the law with a $40,000 bounty on your head? That's our specialty!

Responsible for setting low interest rates and curtailing financial regulation that led to the U.S. mortgage crisis, and ultimately to a worldwide financial collapse? Drive a car away today!

Did you lead a squadron of clone troopers to kill everyone in the Jedi Temple, and then assassinate the Separatist leaders on Mustafar? Then, did you meet with your wife Padmé, who begged you to flee with her, but you refused, saying that the two of you can overthrow Palpatine and rule the galaxy? And when Obi-Wan emerged from Padmé's ship, you accused her of conspiring against you and use the Force to choke her into unconsciousness? Then did you battle Obi-Wan in a lightsaber duel, which ended when Obi-Wan severed your remaining organic limbs? Then did you slide too close to a lava flow and burst into flame? Then, with bitter regret, did Obi-Wan leaves you to die, taking your lightsaber? Consider yourself approved!

See, we at Hudson Mazda don't care about your misdeeds, your mistakes, your demons or whatever the fuck you hillbillies do in your spare time. We just want you to drive away happy in a brand new Mazda CX-5, starting at $21, 795!

No proof of ID? No worries!

No driver's license? We trust you!

Does a background check show that you sexually molested the entire cast of Broadway's "Mamma Mia" and then tried to cover it up by getting plastic surgery in Belize? Who are we to judge?

Stop by Hudson Mazda– just off I-83 near the Kiplinger Mall– to check out our new 2016 models and drive away a WINNER!

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