FLIRTY GIRL!!!!!!!

Hey girls, are you ready to tone up, slim down, and do it all, while still having a ton of FUN? Well, get ready for Flirty Girl Fitness™!!!!!!

Created by Kerry and Krista Knee (really), the Flirty Girl Fitness™ Program is the latest FUN and EXCITING way to get FIT and UNLOCK your inner DIVA!!!! Whether you want to LOSE WEIGHT to fit into a BRIDESMAID'S DRESS, TONE MUSCLES to look better on the BEACH, or ACT LIKE A SLUT to GET ATTENTION, Flirty Girl Fitness™ is the perfect way for you to ACHIEVE your GOALS in record time!!!!!

FORGET about the boring old GYM where the GUYS don't even RESPOND to your insistent MOANING and GRUNTING on the NAUTILUS MACHINE and are probably GAY ANYWAY. FORGET about complicated workout EQUIPMENT that you have to ASSEMBLE and end up HANGING CLOTHES from because you don't have enough ROOM in your small one bedroom APARTMENT to really STORE it anywhere. It's time to GET FUNKY and start EXERCISING the FLIRTY WAY!!!!!

All you'll NEED to start your own Flirty Girl Fitness™ exercise ROUTINE is a Flirty Girl Fitness™ DVD Basic Pack and a CHAIR, because that's the only EQUIPMENT you need to do all the Flirty Girl SEXY MOVES!!!!!


HERE'S a SAMPLE of what you can EXPECT in a Flirty Girl Fitness™ BASIC PACK:

1) Basic Warmup (10 minutes) After putting on a pink half-shirt and a pair of jean shorts, you flip your hair and scream "I love this song!" when Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" starts playing.

2) Pump Up (5 minutes) You drink your fourth daiquiri and spill it on the guy in the next booth. Even though he's with his girlfriend and just trying to have a nice time out, you make clumsy passes to him and even flash him some nip.

3) Main Workout (15 minutes) You partially pee yourself while trying to find The Fray on the jukebox. The bartender refuses to serve you anymore but keeps your ID so you won't go elsewhere. You start crying about how Ryan hasn't called you back even though he said he would when you guys ran into each other at H&M. The jalapeno poppers you ate earlier are now giving you serious farts.

4) Basic Warm-down (5 minutes) You fall asleep while playing Golden Tee. Someone's rubbing your ass, and you groggily respond, but it turns out to be your girlfriend Tina. You make out with her anyway.

5) Stretching (5 minutes) You get thrown out of the bar for entering the men's room and offering $5 hummers. You catch a cab but can't pay since you lost your wallet. The cab drops you off angrily. You fall asleep in a bush underneath your apartment window. Your son's diaper has needed changing for 6 hours.

And THAT'S just a TASTE of the FUN you too can be HAVING with Flirty Girl Fitness™! Just call today to ORDER and SEE how being STARVED for ATTENTION and dancing like a STRIPPER can get you the BODY you want!!!!! (No fatties or married women, please)