Dear Poster Designer For the 2022 Movie "Medieval" Directed by Petr Jákl

Hey. You're not fooling anybody, mister. The fact that you flopped the image, cropped out more of the legs, and put a mace or whatever in his other hand doesn't detract from the unavoidable fact that this is a direct copy of the 2000 poster for Ridley Scott's "Gladiator". I mean, steal from the best, right? But jeez. Maybe copy yourself after a movie that didn't win 12 Oscars and is considered the 94th greatest film of all time.

Who knows. Maybe this obscure movie from the Czech Republic is actually comparable or better than Gladiator. Do any of you readers want to check it out for us? Please?

Am I Crazy...

Or do you see THEN DICK GROW, too?

Cardboard Was Ambivalent.

Cardboard was ambivalent.

Sandwich was more worried.

The high council of elders withheld judgment.

Trash can wasn't hopeful.

Train Platform Pavement made a ruckus.

Fluorescent Swan kept silent.

Pink Sports Bra was outraged.

Weather Map was shiny.

Bathroom Stall Holes didn't know what to say.

Exhaust Tubes also felt shiny.

Trashcan peeked under his bandana and pouted.

Three Chickens clucked.

Light Pole awaited his execution.

Quick Blogger's Note

David will be on vacation starting Monday and will probably be away from a computer, so he has taken the steps to "front-load" next week's EADJ entries. If all goes well, the entries should post daily and on schedule. If not, you may want to read any one of the other 879,334,233,178,544,3843,537,801,201,276 blogs on the Internet.

Let's Throw the EADJ Mail Sack in the Washing Machine Even Though It Clearly Says "Dry Clean Only!"

Submitted by Beth Stone, some seriously pandering advertising from Pepsi, spotted in Boston over the weekend: