Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs How He's Holding Up

"Th... thanks for asking... *guh* I'm good... (gasp) can't complai..." *neck snaps*

Cardboard Was Ambivalent.

Cardboard was ambivalent.

Sandwich was more worried.

The high council of elders withheld judgment.

Trash can wasn't hopeful.

Train Platform Pavement made a ruckus.

Fluorescent Swan kept silent.

Pink Sports Bra was outraged.

Weather Map was shiny.

Bathroom Stall Holes didn't know what to say.

Exhaust Tubes also felt shiny.

Trashcan peeked under his bandana and pouted.

Three Chickens clucked.

Light Pole awaited his execution.