Happy Valentine's Day From EADJ

Appreciate your sweetheart tonight. Enjoy a romantic dinner. Eat each other out.

Not Every Star Wars Tie-In Works.

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Because nothing says "finding peace" and "controlling your temper" like Darth fucking Vader.

Here Are the Shows and Movies Being Removed/Added to Netflix This Month

Periodically, Netflix renegotiates contracts with various studios and its lineup changes. Here are the latest shows that will no longer be offered on the streaming service, starting next week:

Pule Cheese: An Autobiographical Dramedy

Newlyweds Overshare

Damn Good Ceviche!

Ice Road Hookers

Game Show: Which SNL Game Show Skit Is This?

Why Vienna Sausages Are Not Welcome In Vienna

Drama Queens Stopping The Drama For A Few Hours To Take A Nap

GUTS: The Art of Tennis Racquet Stringing

"Mise-En-Scène" Michael Cohen Explains Stagecraft in Political Corruption

The following are shows and movies that will be added to the Netflix lineup starting next week:

Kaiju Relationship Expert

"Fuck You:" A Middle Schooler's Musical

This Is Us, the Animated Series

"VR Interactive Prostate Exam:" Doctor

"VR Interactive Prostate Exam:" Patient

"VR Interactive Prostate Exam:" Bystander

Low Budget Piece of Crap III

Unnecessary Tracking Shot Compilation

EADJ Mini-Fashion Roundup

Chewbacca's Coke Zero burps stink up the Falcon.

Spiral into my crotch!

I hope her interview for greeter at a hookah bar goes well.

Track List From The Broadway "The Bridges of Madison County" Musical

For those who haven't seen it yet, here is the list of songs to expect when watching "The Bridges of Madison County" on Broadway, playing until sometime next month. Or sooner.

1) "That's Not Clint Eastwood"

2) "Whiny Hausfrau"

3) "Soooooo Bored With My Marriage"

4) "A Nice Drive (Through Changing Leaves)"

5) "(So Am I Supposed To Pretend) This is Romantic?"

6) "Balls Deep"

7) "Once Again We Meet Again"

8) "Bali Ha'i"

9) "He Don't Love You (The Way I Love You), Bitch"

10) "Tagging That Ass Under Bridge Support Beams"

11) "Penis"

12) "A Toast To Us"

13) "Autumnal Booty / Bumping Uglies Under The Moon"

14) "Balls Deep (Reprise)"

15) "What The Hell Are You Doing With My Wife In This Stupid Bridge?"

16) "Bridge Duel: Part One"

17) "No Don't Francis"

18) "Bridge Duel: Part Two"

19) "Another Brick In The Wall: Part Two"

20) "Wait, I Just Noticed That's Not Meryl Streep"

21) "Finale / Packin' My Summer Dresses"

Dut Dut Dut Dut Racist Appliances!

Fake!

Video games have come so far when it comes to the graphics, controls and sheer density of the fantastic worlds that their programmers have created. Players who are immersed in video games have the ability to be anyone or do anything. Still, however, some of today's games are pushing the limits of believability.

For example, here in Sims 3, you can become friends with an ex. Friggin' right.

The Infection Spreads.

Some EADJ readers might remember a December entry which featured an elderly woman about to eat her husband's head:


Well, we don't want to alarm you and cause a widespread panic, but she has apparently bitten a few other people since then. Most notably some folks in a Western Union campaign at Grand Central:






Fucking terrifying.