Damn, Girl On The Subway. I thought you was wearing white socks, but those are your FEET.
Damn, Girl. Those really looked like white stockings, but that was YOUR FLESH.
Damn, Girl. I know it's winter and all, but the sun peeks out every 30 minutes, you dig?
Damn, Girl. That photo isn't even Photoshopped. Girl, you WHITE.
Damn, Girl. I'm glad you're in this train car, in case the lights go out, we can navigate with your glowing feet.
Damn, Girl. Albinos are pissed that you stole their look.
Damn, Girl. You a pigment of my imagination.
Damn, Girl. The Michelin Man wants his boots back.
Damn, Girl. The girl who did your pedicure just went blind.
Damn, Girl.
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