If you're hard up for money and you live in the San Fernando Valley area, chances are you're gonna get into porn. So besides an 8x10 of your crotch, you'll need a catchy (however dumb) pornstar name. Here are a few terrible, unclaimed ones you can use:
HIM:
Freudian Slick
Haim Batman
Lou Hanging Fruit
Francis Scrote Key
Deepcok Choke-ya
Ernest Cummingway
HER:
Bridgit Spinner
Loose-ille Balls
Kass To Mouth
Taint Bernadette
Pyra Minx
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