Craving attention? Then step out in this overly stripe-y ensemble like a UPC symbol begging to be scanned!
Redheads always look great in green, unless it's a puffy patchwork coat that looks like the hot air balloon from "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen."
Sorry, ladies only this entry. Move along, Doug. Move along.
I wanted to snap this horrific green and blue outfit worn by an older woman at a Broadway show, but the usher quickly stopped me. Goddammit.
Nothing says "REDRUM" like a loose fitting top with the sinister rug pattern from "The Shining's" Overlook Hotel.
Don't give a shit? Then proudly wear these diamond pattern leggings with a clashing bag and Han Solo boots. It says "LIKE I GIVE A FUCK" from all the way across the strip mall parking lot!