Someone Call Courteney Cox's Lawyer

Someone at the game company Wooga liked "Friends", I guess. Or maybe they're targeting middle aged folks who miss the 90s?

A Few More Unused, Terrible Porn Names

If you're hard up for money and you live in the San Fernando Valley area, chances are you're gonna get into porn. So besides an 8x10 of your crotch, you'll need a catchy (however dumb) pornstar name. Here are a few terrible, unclaimed ones you can use:

HIM:

Freudian Slick

Haim Batman

Lou Hanging Fruit

Francis Scrote Key

Deepcok Choke-ya

Ernest Cummingway

HER:

Bridgit Spinner

Loose-ille Balls

Kass To Mouth

Taint Bernadette

Pyra Minx

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Just A Closer Walk Whut? Thee

Spotted in a church program in a Methodist church:


Redman? I'm pretty sure it's not the same one as I'm thinking.


Who knows. Maybe. Rappers do shout out to God, too.

In My Country, There Is Problem.

Toucan Cleric's Fun's office is located near some diplomatic offices. Special parking along a couple of streets is designated only for diplomats' town cars, with their drivers patiently waiting all day to whisk them away at any time to a tapas restaurant or knockoff electronics store (wow, that was racist).


So that's all well and good, but it begs the question, if limo drivers have to wait around all day, where do they ever use the bathroom?

Simple: