As a Mario fan, I find this offensive.
As a historian and fan of dolphin jewelry, I find this offensive.
No change. Perfect.
One of the first things kids like to build in Minecraft is a no-name rapper.
Somebody's still bitter about that hug-with-a-pat from Chelsea.
I knew rappers talked with their hands, but this is ridiculous!
This brand of bud is called "Google Street View." Not sure why.
If a spaceship crashes anywhere near L.A., everyone would assume it's a shoot and ignore it.
The best way to cover up a shitty Photoshop job is to TRACE IT IN ILLUSTRATOR.
"Are you sure UPS is going to deliver it to the right address this time?"
"Leave it to me."
Neat. But where are the paintbrushes? And who paints from a La-Z-Boy chair?
One terrific pun is pretty wonderful. But two is a blessing.
Giant Hooker found the least conspicuous place to fart: Manhattan.
Much to Lil Tracy's disappointment, there was little to no moshing at the zombie prison camp.
Stand in the wrong place, and you change the name of your mixtape to FARTS 2.