What kind of activity would cause a wear mark like that in the middle of a denim jacket?! Don't answer that.
This gal is about to order a burger, but it looks like she already found some nuggets.
Stretching for the subway in your Carmen Sandiego black hat, gloves and scarf tells everybody you are agile, quick, and about to grab that seniors seat first.
Accessorizing your coffee cup with your infant nephew's face seems like a good idea, Woman Bun, but it actually looks like you're keeping him IN that thermos.
Today's casual Nazi foregoes jackboots and crisp grey uniforms for the untucked Oxford and Walmart cargo pants. Looking sharp, Stephen!