Okay, so you've run away from home, quit your job at Qdoba, packed two tank tops and a tube of toothpaste in a gym bag and jumped on a Greyhound to the Valley to make it big as an adult film star. But you forgot two important things: your dental dam and a marketable PORNSTAR NAME!
Well, we at EADJ are here to provide you with a name you can be proud of as you either ejaculate on a stranger or have a stranger ejaculate on you. Here are two helpful lists (hers and his) that you can consider for your next big break in the biz:
HER:
Urethra Franklin (courtesy of Emily Kane)
Ureter Moreno
Sarah Draftinhere
Tits Romney
Pisstina Applegape
Humpkin Spice Twattay
Anna Tomicallycorrect
Phyllis Holerighthere
Alluva Cox
Lilly Hammered
Betty Cumsfirst
HIM:
Junk Dilla
Tucker Boner
Jack Kinghoff Yurdad
Takina Dumpf
Insurance Claude
Jean-Michele Scrota
Pvt. Partz
Phil Anderer
Otto Correct
Bruce D. Ego
Reck Tal
Darius Fucker
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