If you're considering entering the lucrative world of pornography to be an actor or actress, you will need the following: a camera, and a porn name. Whilst we cannot give you a camera, we can provide you a list of available (but fucking terrible) porn aliases you could use if you so chose to enter the industry. Huh huh huh huh, we just said "enter."
HER:
Urethra Franklin (thanks, Emily Kane!)
Ureter Moreno
Sarah Draftinhere
Tits Romney
Pisstina Applegape
Humpkin Spice Twattay
Anna Tomicallycorrect
Phyllis Holerighthere
Alluva Cox
Lilly Hammered
Betty Cumsfirst
HIM:
Junk Dilla
Tucker Boner
Jack Kinghoff Yurdad
Takina Dumpf
Insurance Claude
Jean-Michele Scrota
Pvt. Partz
Phil Anderer
Otto Correct
Bruce D. Ego
Reck Tal
Darius Fucker
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