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"Silent"
starring Teller
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"Birdsong By The Lake"
starring Zac Efron, Kristen Bell, Amanda Seyfried and One Direction's Harry Styles
This uplifting young adult drama captures an unforgettable summer by the lake, following the story of four friends who find love in the most unlikely of places, under a rotting canoe.
"Blowing Dandelion Seeds"
starring Peter Dinklage and Faith Ford
A corrupt senator (Dinklage) tries to hide his crimes by blackmailing the investigative reporter (Ford) on his trail. A web of intrigue and a clash of wills turn into a deadly battle involving a drug cartel, the Russian mafia, and hookers. Kat Williams plays the pimp "Dandelion Seeds."
"Bugs' Story"
This crappy low budget Pixar ripoff stars the voices of Woody Allen, Sharon Stone and Sylvester Stallone as... oh wait. They already made "Antz."
"Desert Sunrise"
Sigh. Once again Richard Linklater directs Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy as star-crossed lovers who make a strong connection and flirt for two hours. But this time it's in a desert. Soundtrack by Smashmouth and Nusrat Fateh Ali Kahn.
"Drifting Downstream"
starring Richard Crenna, Roy Scheider, Rue McLanahan and Brittany Murphy
This charming, lighthearted comedy about suburban life is sure to delight all audiences, except for the fact that all the actors listed to star in it are dead.
"Eagle's Call"
starring Gerard Butler, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and Ken Jeong
A CIA operative (Butler) joins forces with a Black Ops specialist (Johnson) to find a nuclear device stolen by an unnamed Supreme Leader of North Korea (Jeong). Also starring Sam Elliott as Captain Dash.
"Fairy Fountain"
featuring the voices of Amy Schumer, Howard Stern, Jim Norton, and Lisa Lampanelli.
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